BRIAN KENNEY SABR METRICS DORK OF THE YEAR 2013!

While it's only January, MLB Network's Brian Kenny has been elected as our SABR Metrics Dork Of The Year 2013! Kenny is absolutely unbearable on the show Clubhouse Confidential, kissing the ass of hairy old bore Bill James and his stupid SABR metrics rubbish. Aren't you all sick of the WAR WARP OPS OPS+ WHIP fucking nonsense? The stuff doesn't mean shit! Kenny is absolutely repellent, I just can't listen to him anymore! I think he wants to have Mike Trout's baby! Hey Kenny stick that Ultimate Zone Rating horseshit up your ass, sideways! JACK MORRIS-HALL OF FAMER!