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Boycott Brian Kenney And MLB Now!

Join the anti-SABR metrics revolution and boycott the utterly repellent TV show MLB Now!

Brian Kenny At It Again!

SABR Metrics geek Brian Kenny has been at it again. Yesterday he called the Oakland A's "The Vanguard Team Of The New Revolution" Kinda makes you want to reach for an air sick bag! All I know about Oakland is they never win dick! Maybe we should have given praise to Jim Hendry for almost making the World Series with the Cubs! 

Clubhouse Confidential The House Of Geeks!

MLB Network's truly repellent Clubhouse Confidential should really be called The House Of Geeks. This show has more nerds than a Star Wars action figure convention or even a Paul McCartney concert. These clowns are hilarious talking about WAR and now WARP! WARP?? Are you fucking serious????? Kill the win? Of course they get LA pussy Clayton Kershaw to comment on this. He folded like a cheap suit against the Cardinals last year. House Of Geeks Brian Kenny is the biggest offender. This guy has done more to kill baseball than his bearded old fool hero Bill James ever dreamed of. Kenny sounds like he's wetting his pants when he talks to Bill James. Kenny recently picked Joey Votto over Chris Davis in their first baseman rankings. All Davis did was hit 50 homers and drove in 130+ runs. Joey Votto drove in 73! Reds' third baseman Todd Frazier equaled him in 2013!!!! These SABR metrics clowns value walks over everything. Hey Kenny you don't get paid $20 million a year to draw walks!!!!!!

Clubhouse Connection GM Ratings Are A Joke!

Clubhouse Connection has blown it again with their GM rankings. SABR Metrics geek Brian Kenney and Co. chose Tampa Bay GM Andrew Friedman as the best GM in in MLB. Clubhouse Connection voted him 4 places ahead of San Francisco Giants GM Brian Sabean (who just won two of the last three World Series championships.) So what the fuck has Andrew Friedman ever won. With a virtual freight car of draft picks the last few years, Friedman's drafts have been terrible. In 2008 Friedman chose SS Tim Beckham with the #1 overall pick, in the same draft Sabean picked C Buster Posey. Beckham has been a bust, we all know what Posey has done. In 2009 Friedman failed to sign both first round picks, and Baseball America graded their draft a lowly D. They graded their 2010 draft C+. Even the Matt Garza trade to Chicago has not turned up much so far (though to be fair it's still early.) So why does Clubhouse Connection think this guy is such a genius? Doesn't winning the World Series count for anything?

Clubhouse Connection also had overrated Oakland A's GM Billy Beane at #3. Beane has also won nothing during his reign in Oakland. His knee jerk trades with Tim Hudson, Carlos Gonzalez, and Nick Swisher have brought back nothing to Oakland. Most of Beane's draft's have been mediocre to just plain awful. Billy Beane couldn't carry Sandy Alderson's bag across the street, yet Alderson is nowhere to be found on Clubhouse Connection's Top GM list. All Alderson did was pick up Tony LaRussa, Dave Duncan, Dave Stewart, Dennis Eckersley off the scrap heap. Made brilliant trades for Bob Welch, Mike Moore, Carney Lansford and Rickey Henderson. Not to mention developing Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire, Walt Weiss, Ben Grieve, Miguel Tejada, Jason Giambi etc.

Reds GM Walt Jocketty was also not in the top 10. All Jocketty has done is put the Cardinals in the post season every year, won a World Series, and now won two division titles with the Reds. But somehow Jon "Fucking" Daniels is a better GM. It's clear the Clubhouse Connection has a bias against GM's who have a track record of winning, in favor of unproven SABR Metrics geeks. 

WINS ABOVE REPLACEMENT!

WINS ABOVE REPLACEMENT is the most ridiculous thing that SABR Metrics geeks have cooked up thus far! It makes me want to reach for an air sick bag!

Ultimate Zone Rating Contest!

Here is our first contest of the year! Can you guess who won the Ultimate Zone Rating in MLB in 2012? The first correct answer will receive a copy of Bill James' Baseball Abstract that I used to line my bird's cage! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!! SABR Metrics suck, stop the madness!